Wednesday, September 14, 2005

L Word

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Man in Tights

All that a tremulous requires... I just love a (Super)Man in tights. Brandon Routh, yes Brandon Routh, is Superman.

Bennifer! It's Alive! ALIVE!

It's a Nice Day for a White Wedding. Bennifer in the Hi'zouse! A Bennifer Baby on the way! Just not one with a hair piece and big-ass... just the hair piece. The Newly-Engaged Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have announce that they are expecting a baby. No White Wedding here... Garner is, how you say 'a little pregnant'. Don't act like you don't care...


Sunday, May 01, 2005

Reality XXX Style

You knew it would happen. It was only a mattered of time before the Porn industry created a their own Reality Television series. Search For Adam and Eve like everything in the Porn Industry it is a perversion (pun intended) of it's predecessor American Idol. And who says there's nothing on TV. Reality-X: The Search for Adam & Eve's goal is to find the sexiest Couple in America... Separating the amateurs from the Pros. Hosted by Pornstar Carmen Luvana, the show consists of six episodes climaxxxing in and exxxplosive 90-minute show as contestants from around the Cuntry vie for the chance to be cast in their very own Porn movie... and then upon winning are completely shunned and disowned by family, friends and co-workers.

You know what they in Biz, the Porn Biz...
"There are no small Actors, just small dicks... and tits."

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Love Is Dead

Say It Ain't So, Paris & Nicole. Please, Say It Ain't So! Breaking up is Hard to do. Did I not put in the time & effort into The Simple Life? Did I not pay enough attention to you both. Did I not get personally involved enough with your lives. Personally, I blame myself... I'm sorry I couldn't devote more of my life to you. I'll keep a brave front. I won't choose sides Paris... I won't choose sides Nicole. And to Kimberly Stewart, you may be the daughter of another famous singer, but you are no Nicole Richie.

Sunday, April 24, 2005


Off the top of your head, Do you have answers for these questions. 99% of you don't. If you do, then you too might be a pretentious actor/actress.

01. What is your favorite word?
02. What is your least favorite word?
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
04. What turns you off?
05. What is your favorite curse word?
06. What sound or noise do you love?
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
09. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Pretentiousness knows no bounds when you enter Inside the Actors Studios and apparrently you spontaneously have answers for all these questions when on stage. As exposed to the masses by Howard Stern, Kiefer Sutherland aswered Question No. 1, "What is your favorite Word" with "Latin: Gravitas". GRAVITAS! What the Hell does that mean?

Kiefer, please! You can do better than that. How long did you ponder the question for that answer. For that meaningful, thought provoking answer. For that it, "it'll make me look not pretentious, but deep" answer. And that you have to speak down to the audience and announce that your favorite is Latin, not english, but in Latin. Kiefer, how stupid do you think we are?

"Jack Kennedy had Gravitas, and Kiefer, you are no Jack Kennedy"

grav·i·tas Pronunciation: 'gra-v&-"täs, -"tas
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin: high seriousness (as in a person's bearing or in the treatment of a subject)

Saturday, April 23, 2005

That's a Man, Baby!

Has actress Glenn Close finally become actor Glen Close. Has she settled the confusion that her name has caused all these years. Currently Glenn Close can be seen on The Shield looking more and more manly... manly and tough as lead bad-boy Cop Vic.

I'm confused, when did Glenn Close become a man...? Did I miss that press release? Wasn't she the Psycho Sex-pot in Fatal Attraction that seduced Michael Douglas. Please, will the real Glenn Close please step forward.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

New Music Tuesday: Leftover Crack

Something Old, Something New, Something You Should Know. New Music Tuesday: Leftover Crack. The Cri'zack if you are down. All the way in the back of the food-stamp line. Straight outta motherfuckin' Lo-cash. It's the Crack Rock Steady! Spawned from the ashes of Choking Victim, spearheaded and masterminded by The Stza, Leftover Crack is quite bluntly, a smack in the face. A smack in the sorry face of what is passed off as Punk Rock (nowadays)... A smack in the face to your senses... And sensibility. Punk as Punk can be is the mythology of Leftover Crack/Choking Victim. Lyrics/songs about Smoking Crack... squatting... rockin' the 40oz... killing cops... hating the Government... suicide... More poignant/biting lyrics than you'll get from any other punk band. Musically, Leftover Crack/Chocking Victim is above and beyond all Punk bands and most mainstream bands. Stza has a complete understanding of harmonies and melodies, catchy as hell songs, but NEVER EVER succumbing to Pop... LOV/CV easily change pace from SkaCore/Hedgecore (OPIV) style Ska to complete Grindcore to punch in the face Punk... On the New album, FUCK WORLD TRADE, most specifically on LIFE IS PAIN, the band incorporates the symphonic sounds of violins and pianos with ease, creating moments instead of breaking moments. STZA's vocal style is gruff and scratchy... He finds harmony & melody where you think they could never be found... Admittedly, LOV/CV may not be the easiest band to swallow, but once you do, it's a beautiful trip. All the melody & harmony of which I spoke is not always easily heard, not hidden, but lay beneath in the layers of music. My advice; listen to the LOC/CV discography in chronological order... Choking Victim, then Leftover Crack. Good listening.
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